Basically, all you do is give people really bad advice. I'll start... duh


If you ever come across a narcoleptic italian with rage issues, kiss him right on the lips, smack his bum, and call him Mussolini.

Yellow snow is banana flavored, it tastes better than the other snow. I swear.

If its not at Wallmart, its not worth having.

Listen to AFI as much as possible.


Sorry, I can't help but laughing when saying that. xD

Brown apples are chocolate-flavored. (inspired by the banana-flavoured snow)

When your girlfriend says, "I'm dumping you." don't take it and stalk her until she goes out with you again.

Feel free at any time you like to scratch any of your CD's like hell. It will increase the qulity of sound.

When you chew gum for 3 hours there is another burst of outrageously tasty flavor after the three hours.

Pulling your ears until they bleed wont hurt at all. :P

Find a grizzly bear, then talk smack about his momma.

There is nothing wrong when you cant see.

If you drink hot sauce (Like, suicide hot) by the bottle, it'll taste like your favorite drink.

It's best to break a fall with your head; It'll hurt less that way.

Eating raw meat while open in the fridge will make you healthier than ever.

Not to burst your bubble, but that's a fact. Instant death = painless.



If your computer is running slowly, throw it out the window. It'll run from you like new.

Or if your computer is running slow, get less ram, a slower processor, worst graphics card, and a smaller hard drive. It may sound odd but it'll run faster.

I know. True advice, although crappy.

If you need more space on your hard-drive, turn your laptop upside down and shake it like an etch-a-scetch :D

^ 'twas a dilbert comic.

<3 Dilbert. :P

If your finger hurts, cut it off.

My coach always said that if your foot hurt, he'd be willing to break a finger... that way you wouldn't think about the pain in your foot... needless to say I never said my foot hurt.

I would have. Then sewed him for breaking my finger. The reaped the benefits. Muahahaha. :P

Sewing bill gates will make you rich!

I've never seen Bill Gates and I never really hear his statement... I can't really sew him. :P

But back to the 'advice.'

It's not illegal to fly a plane over the white house.

It is not illegal to eat Ian :)

its really fun to stap a bomb to you're chest and kidnapping a govener.


haha ^^

Richie, I am tasty. :) :P

If you are driving in a car, on a highway, going 70+ mph, it's not bad to jump out of the car.

LOL. xD

Do Drink, Do Drive, and Do Die. ^____^ They're fun to do! I swear it! ^____^

Poke your RAM really hard!!!

Cooling a computer with by pouring liquid nitrogen on it is the best way to keep it from overheating.

Salad is bad. Drinking chocolate syrup by the gallon is good.

Rabies is a natural part of the life cycle, and should be left unchecked if contracted.

Memorizing everything a character off a tv show is worthwhile. ( XD )

Wearing 5 sweaters in Florida will make you feel younger.

holding the white house hostage on your home phone is realy fun!

It's only Illegal if you get caught :)

Believe everything nc says

nocd rocks at skinning.

Hehe, just kidding buddy.

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nocd sucks at skinng.

If you stick your finger in your computers processor fan it will make the processor run much more cooler, be leave it or not.

why tank tou


Dont join ians site!!

I wouldn't say nocd sucks, I like his designs. Anyways, back to this game.

If you are in need of cash, use monopoly game money to purchase things that you need/want.